








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 853 | 25% |
| Smokes | 443 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 373 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,548 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bundik | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | MrZxmbie | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | XYC | 49% | 223 |
| #4 | ✪한결 | 48% | 143 |
| #5 | Jan | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XYC | 31 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ✪한결 | 28 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | bundik | 4 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Jan | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪한결 | 437 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | XYC | 237 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | MrZxmbie | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | bundik | 62 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jan | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bundik | +2.97 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | nemi | +2.13 | 67 | 35 |
| #3 | XYC | +1.75 | 78 | 43 |
| #4 | MrZxmbie | +1.29 | 55 | 70 |
| #5 | Jan | +1.19 | 59 | 39 |





