








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 428 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11025 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11349 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8788 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8871 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,814,461 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1959 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XYC | +2.10 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | MrZxmbie | +1.52 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | ##RR dawnz | +1.37 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | DANNYG-NUTBUTTER-EMPIRE♡ | -2.57 | 31 | 45 |
| #5 | ✪한결 | -3.15 | 31 | 55 |





