








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6384 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5128 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4437 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4274 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,719 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 650 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | Ray | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | DAshotRK | 54% | 459 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | Ray | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | DAshotRK | 54% | 459 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAshotRK | 25 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Ray | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAshotRK | 1452 | 0.16 | 39 min |
| #2 | Ray | 642 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAshotRK | +2.33 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Ray | +1.87 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | C. :3 | -0.79 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | -3.46 | 9 | 46 |





