








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4979 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4484 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2833 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2304 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,704,832 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 60% | 116 |
| #2 | C. :3 | 54% | 459 |
| #3 | Ray | 53% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 60% | 116 |
| #2 | C. :3 | 54% | 459 |
| #3 | Ray | 53% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C. :3 | 42 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Ray | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C. :3 | 1655 | 0.18 | 46 min |
| #2 | Ray | 411 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 159 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAshotRK | +2.71 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Ray | +1.52 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | C. :3 | -1.04 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | -3.56 | 9 | 48 |





