








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3994 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3515 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4393 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4107 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,918,680 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p a t u | 60% | 99 |
| #2 | mimas | 55% | 154 |
| #3 | sLg|rAzEr | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | AzE | 53% | 59 |
| #5 | JD | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Emil | 43% | 46 |
| #15 | sLg|FiRE | 42% | 60 |
| #16 | Schriis | 40% | 83 |
| #17 | LiZa | 37% | 76 |
| #18 | Phill | 36% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rantanplan | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Jon4s | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | mimas | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Diva | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Llama | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mimas | 571 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | p a t u | 229 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rantanplan | 212 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Schriis | 189 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Warum | 182 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p a t u | +4.37 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | mimas | +3.18 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | tobi4s | +2.64 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | sLg|Noumet | +2.44 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | AzE | +1.28 | 49 | 74 |





