








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 272 | 32% |
| Smokes | 133 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 69 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 376 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,913 of utility $9 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felix | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Pleeb | 48% | 81 |
| #3 | Douganater | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | SketchXo | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | ji₥ | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ji₥ | 198 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Pleeb | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jacube | 98 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | SketchXo | 60 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | -Raummann- | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ji₥ | +6.30 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | SketchXo | +5.17 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Douganater | +0.74 | 46 | 27 |
| #4 | SojuSam | +0.46 | 41 | 38 |
| #5 | -Raummann- | +0.19 | 42 | 33 |





