








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4573 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5478 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6110 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3453 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,090,621 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiβ₯ | 50% | 285 |
| #2 | Douganater | 49% | 189 |
| #3 | TheYazman10 | 45% | 49 |
| #4 | felix | 44% | 54 |
| #5 | π‘π¦π°π π¦ππ©ine | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiβ₯ | 853 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | π‘π¦π°π π¦ππ©ine | 201 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pleeb | 173 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jacube | 129 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Douganater | 100 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiβ₯ | +3.32 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | SketchXo | +2.55 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | π‘π¦π°π π¦ππ©ine | -1.27 | 50 | 56 |
| #4 | Jacube | -2.64 | 26 | 32 |
| #5 | Douganater | -2.65 | 43 | 29 |





