








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




247 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9845 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5224 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6175 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7915 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,874,825 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rise | 74% | 137 |
| #2 | Poptarted | 65% | 81 |
| #3 | kita | 64% | 116 |
| #4 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 60% | 176 |
| #5 | King Salt | 55% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kita | 64% | 116 |
| #4 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 60% | 176 |
| #5 | King Salt | 55% | 71 |
| #6 | Guardian | 52% | 152 |
| #7 | lacey | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Rise | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | kita | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Poptarted | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | lacey | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 594 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Rise | 386 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Guardian | 212 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | lacey | 162 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Poptarted | 74 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rise | +4.21 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | ♡ ◠ ◡ ◠ ♡ | +1.95 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | styrofoamdonkey15 | +1.24 | 85 | 41 |
| #4 | lacey | +1.06 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | Guardian | -0.87 | 55 | 47 |





