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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1158 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1238 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1234 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1716 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $654,576 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEITH STALIN | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | yani | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | time to clock in | 52% | 128 |
| #4 | Mayor of Value Town | 46% | 130 |
| #5 | Kodak Brick | 42% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mayor of Value Town | 46% | 130 |
| #5 | Kodak Brick | 42% | 97 |
| #6 | LittleMonkey | 40% | 67 |
| #7 | Reverse Stinkuur | 37% | 89 |
| #8 | LeBron | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | time to clock in | 25 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Reverse Stinkuur | 23 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | Kodak Brick | 22 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Mayor of Value Town | 19 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | yani | 13 | 0.0205 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mayor of Value Town | 574 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | time to clock in | 435 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | LeBron | 298 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #4 | Reverse Stinkuur | 284 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kodak Brick | 231 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reverse Stinkuur | +3.00 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | LittleMonkey | +0.57 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | yani | +0.36 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | KEITH STALIN | +0.11 | 52 | 39 |
| #5 | Mayor of Value Town | +0.07 | 52 | 53 |





