








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1064 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6602 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3720 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4992 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5137 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,608,218 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'no.0dles | 60% | 78 |
| #2 | M4nod3an | 54% | 191 |
| #3 | Voras | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Boss Baby | 51% | 366 |
| #5 | Lynx | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig0n | 14 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Boss Baby | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | M4nod3an | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Lynx | 5 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig0n | 2038 | 0.16 | 50 min |
| #2 | Boss Baby | 1117 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #3 | M4nod3an | 636 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #4 | Nattermann | 345 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 311 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lynx | +3.56 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | Mig0n | +2.14 | 95 | 64 |
| #3 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | +1.58 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | w1tcher | +1.04 | 89 | 61 |
| #5 | Voras | +0.93 | 88 | 63 |





