








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7011 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5623 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5394 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5642 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,893 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _JsN_ | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | 'no.0dles | 55% | 107 |
| #3 | Voras | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | show me bubs | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | LdW | 51% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig0n | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | LdW | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | M4nod3an | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 'no.0dles | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig0n | 1436 | 0.16 | 37 min |
| #2 | M4nod3an | 677 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | LdW | 396 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | Nattermann | 293 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | 'no.0dles | 264 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mig0n | +2.26 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | Voras | +1.75 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | +1.72 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | LdW | +0.25 | 86 | 68 |
| #5 | M4nod3an | -0.32 | 80 | 70 |





