








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 351 matches | ||
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6018 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7018 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6322 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9349 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,362,098 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dont Worry ૐ | +5.29 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | m0nsterr. | +3.20 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | En3rget1c | +3.08 | 88 | 42 |
| #4 | imik | +1.85 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | GRRRRR | +0.85 | 77 | 60 |





