








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 681 | 30% |
| Smokes | 675 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,421 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | โ
Papyโข | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | [1Deagz]โ
๐ถ๐ก.๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐กโขโช | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Thepgm | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | [1Deagz]โ
๐ถ๐ก.๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐กโขโช | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | 2 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Thepgm | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | saN | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ
Papyโข | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | saN | 65 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Thepgm | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | [1Deagz]โ
๐ถ๐ก.๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐กโขโช | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | +3.82 | 72 | 81 |
| #2 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | +2.74 | 84 | 49 |
| #3 | [1Deagz]โ
๐ถ๐ก.๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐กโขโช | +1.44 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | Thepgm | +0.14 | 74 | 40 |
| #5 | saN | -0.18 | 70 | 63 |





