








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1098 matches | ||
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 275 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 68,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17033 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12951 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 24129 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 14639 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,063,812 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3051 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [1Deagz]★𝓶𝓡.𝓓𝓸𝓞𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓡™✪ | 61% | 120 |
| #2 | pixL | 56% | 113 |
| #3 | ★𝓥𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓝™ | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | miller | 56% | 309 |
| #5 | .dotco | 56% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 51% | 211 |
| #9 | 𝓙𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 | 46% | 97 |
| #10 | COPPERDINO | 45% | 184 |
| #11 | Chef B | 44% | 171 |
| #12 | saN | 37% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | 46 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Chef B | 22 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | -Xavi3R | 21 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | [1Deagz]★𝓶𝓡.𝓓𝓸𝓞𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓡™✪ | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 8 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | 1504 | 0.15 | 37 min |
| #2 | -Xavi3R | 694 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | Chef B | 629 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | pixL | 440 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #5 | 𝓙𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 | 305 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | +3.30 | 71 | 76 |
| #2 | [1Deagz]★𝓶𝓡.𝓓𝓸𝓞𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓡™✪ | +1.90 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | -Xavi3R | +1.84 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | +1.78 | 83 | 52 |
| #5 | saN | +0.85 | 68 | 69 |





