








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4155 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2127 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4667 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2500 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,402,900 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ
Papyโข | 61% | 120 |
| #2 | โ
mR.SnOoPyโขโช | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 49% | 218 |
| #5 | TenKKeys | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | โ
mR.SnOoPyโขโช | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 49% | 218 |
| #5 | TenKKeys | 47% | 55 |
| #6 | pixL | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | โ
Papyโข | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | pixL | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ
Papyโข | 391 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | 291 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | pixL | 288 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | 152 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | TenKKeys | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ
๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎโข | +2.00 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | [๐][๐๐๐ณ450] โ
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ธโข | +1.73 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | [1Deagz]โ
๐ถ๐ก.๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐น๐ฎ๐กโขโช | +0.99 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | โ
Papyโข | -0.17 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | TenKKeys | -0.21 | 62 | 51 |





