








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 633 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1406 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 471 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $803,283 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | F o x y | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | ★𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓰𝔃𝔂 | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | ★ Papy™ | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓰𝔃𝔂 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | 3 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | saN | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ★ Papy™ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saN | 111 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | ★ Papy™ | 85 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | ★𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓰𝔃𝔂 | 62 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | 46 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝓙𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 | 37 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | +5.12 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | +3.25 | 79 | 38 |
| #3 | saN | +0.72 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Thepgm | +0.48 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | 𝓙𝓽𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 | -0.13 | 34 | 64 |





