








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3261 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2855 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1826 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,517 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timoterlabotine | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450]★𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | VeeBiiz ツ | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | Chef B | 45% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | miller | 43% | 47 |
| #7 | Thepgm | 39% | 33 |
| #8 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 39% | 98 |
| #9 | ★𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓰𝔃𝔂 | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | ★ Papy™ | 37% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chef B | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | timoterlabotine | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | VeeBiiz ツ | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ★ Papy™ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chef B | 463 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | ★ Papy™ | 234 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | 115 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | timoterlabotine | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | VeeBiiz ツ | 91 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮™ | +2.78 | 66 | 76 |
| #2 | [𝐀][𝐋𝐆𝐳450] ★ 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓑𝓲𝓫𝓸™ | +2.52 | 83 | 51 |
| #3 | saN | +0.64 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | VeeBiiz ツ | -0.47 | 51 | 60 |
| #5 | Chef B | -0.75 | 38 | 57 |





