








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1357 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1909 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1736 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1049 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,539 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matt the Radar Chef | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Kevinzback | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | Gwop | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | mr worldwide | 50% | 94 |
| #5 | yommt | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Frames | 45% | 86 |
| #8 | Charels | 44% | 111 |
| #9 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | 43% | 42 |
| #10 | Vince | 42% | 81 |
| #11 | Tpc | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tpc | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | mr worldwide | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Frames | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Charels | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Vince | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charels | 582 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | mr worldwide | 380 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Vince | 280 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Frames | 279 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | Tpc | 236 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwop | +1.62 | 62 | 54 |
| #2 | Kevinzback | +1.57 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | Frames | +1.52 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | donggobbler10000 OutTheMud | +0.87 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | spectreL | +0.42 | 71 | 60 |





