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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2413 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5306 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 4267 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2073 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,336,519 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polio | 50% | 317 |
| #2 | thrisk | 49% | 267 |
| #3 | Jimara | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | rut | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | N | 33% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polio | 50% | 317 |
| #2 | thrisk | 49% | 267 |
| #3 | Jimara | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | rut | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | N | 33% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polio | 98 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | thrisk | 80 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | Jimara | 13 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | rut | 12 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | N | 6 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thrisk | 1672 | 0.30 | 29 min |
| #2 | polio | 892 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | rut | 335 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jimara | 197 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | N | 109 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thrisk | +1.72 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | N | +1.68 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | Jimara | +1.47 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | rut | +0.64 | 80 | 45 |
| #5 | polio | +0.05 | 78 | 47 |





