








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3447 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2684 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3184 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2018 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,150 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Drift | 56% | 84 |
| #6 | PercocetPete | 55% | 29 |
| #7 | CrOwn | 53% | 118 |
| #8 | Vladis1aw | 50% | 38 |
| #9 | t3zz | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrOwn | 19 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | PercocetPete | 16 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | Vladis1aw | 13 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | TjL | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Drift | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TjL | +1.35 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | CrOwn | +0.94 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | PercocetPete | +0.89 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Drift | +0.78 | 89 | 40 |
| #5 | seif | +0.61 | 82 | 63 |





