








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4407 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5436 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5697 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5178 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,624,777 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | 56% | 90 |
| #2 | oogeth boogeth | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | seif | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | Vladis1aw | 50% | 90 |
| #5 | TjL | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | 56% | 90 |
| #2 | oogeth boogeth | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | seif | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | Vladis1aw | 50% | 90 |
| #5 | TjL | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | 35 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | Vladis1aw | 26 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | seif | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | TjL | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | oogeth boogeth | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seif | 268 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Vladis1aw | 199 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | TjL | 190 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | PercocetPete | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | oogeth boogeth | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | +1.69 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | CrOwn | +1.64 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | TjL | +1.39 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Vladis1aw | +0.42 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | seif | -0.26 | 83 | 58 |





