








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 662 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10268 | 23% |
| Smokes | 12497 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11268 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 10049 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,986,334 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | 54% | 136 |
| #2 | vinicuii | 53% | 236 |
| #3 | CrOwn | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | oogeth boogeth | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | 54% | 136 |
| #2 | vinicuii | 53% | 236 |
| #3 | CrOwn | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | oogeth boogeth | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinicuii | 66 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | PercocetPete | 41 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | CrOwn | 16 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | oogeth boogeth | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinicuii | 765 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | PercocetPete | 250 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | CrOwn | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | oogeth boogeth | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PercocetPete | +2.70 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | vinicuii | +1.93 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | CrOwn | +1.74 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Vladis1aw | +0.65 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | oogeth boogeth | -0.77 | 77 | 57 |





