








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1910 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 822 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10803 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8782 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 11287 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8342 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,760,302 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1020 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwiCH | 58% | 137 |
| #2 | ChrisV | 56% | 205 |
| #3 | EVI | 53% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwiCH | 58% | 137 |
| #2 | ChrisV | 56% | 205 |
| #3 | EVI | 53% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisV | 25 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | EVI | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | SwiCH | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwiCH | 589 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | EVI | 480 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | ChrisV | 447 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t3zz | +2.46 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | ChrisV | +1.07 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | SwiCH | -0.60 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | EVI | -0.81 | 70 | 69 |





