








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7470 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5348 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3582 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4256 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,555 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rane | 63% | 64 |
| #2 | MASA | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | White | 59% | 71 |
| #4 | koutsi | 58% | 186 |
| #5 | tane | 58% | 346 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | koutsi | 58% | 186 |
| #5 | tane | 58% | 346 |
| #6 | VapO | 56% | 39 |
| #7 | tiirikka v2 | 53% | 36 |
| #8 | Rolle♛ | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | 18 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | tane | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | rane | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | White | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Rolle♛ | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | 1138 | 0.31 | 33 min |
| #2 | tane | 969 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | Rolle♛ | 295 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #4 | VapO | 152 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | rane | 97 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esa NahGa | +1.85 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | koutsi | +1.70 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | tiirikka v2 | +0.31 | 49 | 57 |
| #4 | tane | +0.27 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | VapO | +0.11 | 63 | 80 |





