








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6194 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3697 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2603 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3171 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $749,876 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 508 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAGWA | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | nddadsiwe | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | tane | 55% | 137 |
| #4 | VapO | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | Keitsi | 55% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | +2.08 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | Esa NahGa | +1.26 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | Keitsi | +0.80 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | VapO | +0.34 | 54 | 81 |
| #5 | Buteer | +0.19 | 68 | 58 |





