








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1367 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1679 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1187 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1327 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,054 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 못 TheAntz◢◤ | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Esa NahGa | 63% | 64 |
| #3 | tiirikka v2 | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | tane | 58% | 246 |
| #5 | MASA | 58% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MASA | 58% | 59 |
| #6 | koutsi | 56% | 18 |
| #7 | -Betzku- | 55% | 47 |
| #8 | cAt | 53% | 62 |
| #9 | Hedari | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tane | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | tiirikka v2 | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Esa NahGa | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | MASA | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | cAt | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tane | 614 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | cAt | 432 | 0.34 | 13 min |
| #3 | Esa NahGa | 377 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #4 | -Betzku- | 106 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | koutsi | 93 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | +3.44 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | cAt | +3.01 | 87 | 76 |
| #3 | Esa NahGa | +2.19 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | Hedari | +1.21 | 60 | 72 |
| #5 | tane | +1.20 | 86 | 55 |





