








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1875 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4036 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3595 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3404 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,760,139 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 75% | 40 |
| #2 | stemu | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | nddadsiwe | 60% | 45 |
| #4 | Esa NahGa | 59% | 71 |
| #5 | Keitsi | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | 2370 | 0.30 | 70 min |
| #2 | Rolle♛ | 859 | 0.35 | 22 min |
| #3 | VapO | 524 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | tane | 428 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | Esa NahGa | 376 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | +2.63 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Sofail | +2.38 | 84 | 77 |
| #3 | vepu | +0.96 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Keitsi | +0.87 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | stemu | +0.87 | 74 | 64 |





