








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 305 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11494 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8300 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6009 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4499 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,120 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CINO ♥♥ | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | tshiken | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | 𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖘 | 53% | 104 |
| #4 | Priminity | vaniLLa | 52% | 149 |
| #5 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Quacc | 48% | 58 |
| #12 | DragZ | 47% | 79 |
| #13 | -D9_ | 46% | 103 |
| #14 | PinguinT | 44% | 63 |
| #15 | Balu35 | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pry | Gismo | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Priminity | vaniLLa | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | DragZ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | who is peQs? | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pry | Gismo | 409 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | who is peQs? | 391 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Priminity | vaniLLa | 378 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | sh1rq | 358 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | -D9_ | 329 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tshiken | +2.89 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | DragZ | +2.10 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | +1.94 | 84 | 72 |
| #4 | who is peQs? | +1.03 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | CINO ♥♥ | +0.90 | 52 | 64 |





