








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3561 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3790 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4431 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,008,737 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Disco-J | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Kevin Kurányi | 64% | 56 |
| #3 | DragZ | 56% | 161 |
| #4 | Priminity | vaniLLa | 55% | 105 |
| #5 | 𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖘 | 54% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | who is peQs? | 51% | 67 |
| #10 | sh1rq | 50% | 42 |
| #11 | EroTec.™ | 50% | 230 |
| #12 | -D9_ | 48% | 52 |
| #13 | Quacc | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | EroTec.™ | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Priminity | vaniLLa | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Quacc | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | DragZ | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EroTec.™ | 996 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | DragZ | 562 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Priminity | vaniLLa | 253 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | who is peQs? | 229 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | 212 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tshiken | +3.15 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Kevin Kurányi | +2.52 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | ᴾʳʸ MiratzZ | +2.12 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | DragZ | +2.12 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | -D9_ | +1.67 | 84 | 61 |





