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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4519 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3193 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3843 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4740 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,501,305 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 80% | 25 |
| #2 | 1der | 72% | 74 |
| #3 | phant0m | 69% | 32 |
| #4 | Mist Vi | 67% | 43 |
| #5 | sly | 63% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 6 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Copes | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | 1der | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | sly | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | CDNBreadCats | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | 566 | 0.44 | 15 min |
| #2 | Copes | 552 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #3 | sly | 403 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | yung spook | 218 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | alicerawr | 193 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | +3.74 | 90 | 84 |
| #2 | chnce | +2.01 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | alicerawr | +1.99 | 91 | 54 |
| #4 | Copes | +1.61 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | sly | +1.54 | 76 | 68 |





