








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19623 | 35% |
| Smokes | 12371 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 11583 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 11870 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,822 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wjp ツ | 90% | 72 |
| #2 | atti | 84% | 140 |
| #3 | Njamesp | 82% | 160 |
| #4 | sly | 73% | 106 |
| #5 | Prism | 72% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sly | 73% | 106 |
| #5 | Prism | 72% | 57 |
| #6 | chnce | 72% | 74 |
| #7 | alicerawr | 65% | 55 |
| #8 | 444 | 59% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 27 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | alicerawr | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Njamesp | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | chnce | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Prism | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atti | 713 | 0.28 | 18 min |
| #2 | Njamesp | 333 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | wjp ツ | 284 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | sly | 247 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | chnce | 231 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | +5.60 | 92 | 87 |
| #2 | wjp ツ | +2.48 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | alicerawr | +2.47 | 87 | 57 |
| #4 | sly | +1.95 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | Njamesp | +1.30 | 58 | 66 |





