








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5603 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5068 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3619 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4364 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,467,552 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | 73% | 106 |
| #2 | Copes | 70% | 46 |
| #3 | alicerawr | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | chnce | 63% | 177 |
| #5 | yung spook | 62% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mist Vi | 62% | 47 |
| #7 | TgK | 60% | 137 |
| #8 | CPG | 57% | 28 |
| #9 | Sharpiee | 53% | 58 |
| #10 | v^3 | 53% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chnce | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | v^3 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | 1der | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | TgK | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | yung spook | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | 724 | 0.37 | 19 min |
| #2 | chnce | 586 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | v^3 | 375 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Copes | 318 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #5 | TgK | 212 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1der | +4.30 | 90 | 84 |
| #2 | alicerawr | +3.41 | 93 | 55 |
| #3 | sly | +2.27 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | Copes | +1.93 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | chnce | +1.37 | 88 | 71 |





