








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 582 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12328 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8353 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6629 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8859 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,776,551 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sly | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | TacoMan | 68% | 47 |
| #3 | aMo | 63% | 78 |
| #4 | alicerawr | 62% | 405 |
| #5 | yung spook | 60% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ball | 53% | 85 |
| #13 | Leo | 52% | 122 |
| #14 | ASAP Bosh | 49% | 55 |
| #15 | mxnstrx | 48% | 46 |
| #16 | Gabeki | 47% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M.C.Double | 43 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | alicerawr | 27 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Gabeki | 22 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Peanuts | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | ilmari | 14 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicerawr | 898 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | yung spook | 777 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | Tony Cannoli | 643 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #4 | Leo | 436 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | chnce | 327 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicerawr | +3.18 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | Copes | +3.05 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | ilmari | +2.74 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | chnce | +0.51 | 87 | 72 |
| #5 | aMo | +0.26 | 90 | 49 |





