








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 204 | 2% |
| Smokes | 6134 | 58% |
| HE Grenades | 1495 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,310 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tattz | 57% | 102 |
| #2 | Andeeri | 53% | 107 |
| #3 | Zaca | 52% | 234 |
| #4 | Juzdabuzda | 47% | 135 |
| #5 | Quendreal | 47% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Juzdabuzda | 47% | 135 |
| #5 | Quendreal | 47% | 244 |
| #6 | Zonattu | 45% | 88 |
| #7 | Heppatyttö | 45% | 311 |
| #8 | ivdza. | 43% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaca | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Quendreal | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | tattz | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Heppatyttö | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | ivdza. | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quendreal | 501 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Zaca | 482 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Juzdabuzda | 365 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Andeeri | 314 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | Heppatyttö | 294 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andeeri | +4.80 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | Quendreal | +4.30 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | tattz | +3.24 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | Zaca | +3.04 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | Juzdabuzda | +1.68 | 65 | 55 |





