








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2699 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3225 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1948 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2019 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,614,622 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | J0bro | 51% | 240 |
| #7 | ✪ Entity | 44% | 142 |
| #8 | Keystone 5OH | 41% | 22 |
| #9 | purGedM4 | 39% | 109 |
| #10 | Chickeninja | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0bro | 1658 | 0.33 | 45 min |
| #2 | purGedM4 | 473 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | ✪ Entity | 253 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | JayTripp536_TTV | 212 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | STAR | 177 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brensylvania | +1.37 | 60 | 53 |
| #2 | ✪ Entity | +1.08 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | J0bro | +1.08 | 83 | 76 |
| #4 | kr0nii | +0.98 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | Chickeninja | +0.16 | 78 | 60 |





