








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 25% |
| Smokes | 594 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 582 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 654 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,762 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <M][J> | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | keVen | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | PJ | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | [$] | 70% | 30 |
| #5 | GawEu | 66% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Perszu | 60% | 5 |
| #13 | PLAX | 60% | 10 |
| #14 | Al3x | 59% | 17 |
| #15 | krizeNNN | 50% | 8 |
| #16 | Perka | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweet ymmij | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ImmortalliS | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | [$] | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmortalliS | 224 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | sweet ymmij | 99 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | __ᴋ4ʙᴇʟ | 66 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | PLAX | 51 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Perka | 48 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +4.96 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | squ.! | +3.95 | 62 | 74 |
| #3 | <M][J> | +3.21 | 88 | 52 |
| #4 | krizeNNN | +3.14 | 84 | 64 |
| #5 | ImmortalliS | +3.09 | 89 | 73 |





