








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7814 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4920 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4255 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2661 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,031,003 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nox | 59% | 91 |
| #2 | JT Cowboy | 52% | 355 |
| #3 | Azzu | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | Unsure | 47% | 173 |
| #5 | Snake | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Azzu | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | Unsure | 47% | 173 |
| #5 | Snake | 44% | 57 |
| #6 | Peanutphobia | 39% | 66 |
| #7 | Phalanx | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JT Cowboy | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Azzu | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Peanutphobia | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Snake | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Unsure | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JT Cowboy | 1692 | 0.23 | 47 min |
| #2 | Unsure | 615 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Nox | 537 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #4 | Azzu | 382 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | Peanutphobia | 258 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | +2.41 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | JT Cowboy | +1.55 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | Peanutphobia | -1.21 | 46 | 63 |
| #4 | Unsure | -1.33 | 51 | 52 |
| #5 | Azzu | -1.86 | 47 | 62 |





