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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3145 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1819 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3352 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 853 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,993 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | 59% | 91 |
| #2 | Unsure | 52% | 111 |
| #3 | Azzu | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | JT Cowboy | 51% | 185 |
| #5 | gallowsCalibrator | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JT Cowboy | 919 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | Unsure | 362 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | yourbestbud | 267 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Azzu | 249 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | midsmoke | 113 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | +4.10 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | JT Cowboy | +2.81 | 62 | 71 |
| #3 | Flashburn 117 | +2.43 | 76 | 48 |
| #4 | midsmoke | +1.19 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Unsure | -0.95 | 52 | 47 |





