








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6806 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9392 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6611 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5251 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5553 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,230 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | 52% | 355 |
| #2 | Nox | 51% | 185 |
| #3 | Unsure | 50% | 325 |
| #4 | Peanutphobia | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | Azzu | 45% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Unsure | 50% | 325 |
| #4 | Peanutphobia | 45% | 78 |
| #5 | Azzu | 45% | 154 |
| #6 | Snake | 41% | 74 |
| #7 | Phalanx | 38% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Azzu | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Unsure | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Peanutphobia | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Snake | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | 1186 | 0.16 | 35 min |
| #2 | Unsure | 1038 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | Nox | 943 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #4 | Azzu | 568 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #5 | Peanutphobia | 323 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yourbestbud | +2.07 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | JT Cowboy | +1.96 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | Peanutphobia | -0.49 | 47 | 61 |
| #4 | Unsure | -1.30 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | Azzu | -1.82 | 46 | 59 |





