








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 7% |
| Smokes | 380 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 978 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 986 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,756 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Str0ke- | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | PopSmoke | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Mafiota | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | ✪︎ StyriX | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | 🔸Yuliyan | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfusion | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | 🔸Yuliyan | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | HadesA | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Mafiota | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Split | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfusion | 308 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | HadesA | 130 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | 🔸Yuliyan | 110 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mafiota | 78 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪︎ StyriX | 63 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Str0ke- | +8.26 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | FluviaL | +5.79 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | 🔸Yuliyan | +4.73 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | Skyfusion | +3.82 | 84 | 69 |
| #5 | MoistMeatMissile | +3.53 | 73 | 56 |





