








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2823 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3947 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2098 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1957 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,801 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | emi >:3 | 45% | 29 |
| #4 | ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Ada ♱ | 41% | 195 |
| #5 | duffrose | 40% | 48 |
| #6 | Amber | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | Rudnoc | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Ada ♱ | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Rudnoc | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | duffrose | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | emi >:3 | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Ada ♱ | 664 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 572 | 0.39 | 13 min |
| #3 | Rudnoc | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | duffrose | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Amber | 20 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Ada ♱ | +1.36 | 47 | 64 |
| #2 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | +0.94 | 49 | 61 |
| #3 | emi >:3 | +0.34 | 44 | 40 |
| #4 | duffrose | -0.46 | 44 | 38 |
| #5 | Kitten | -0.66 | 33 | 45 |





