








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1113 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4031 | 11% |
| Smokes | 11638 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 10975 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9634 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,294,862 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3xxoR | 52% | 333 |
| #2 | Abra Kebabra | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | Hugo Boss | 51% | 1118 |
| #4 | The Buday | 51% | 264 |
| #5 | Bombardino Crocodilo | 51% | 441 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hugo Boss | 51% | 1118 |
| #4 | The Buday | 51% | 264 |
| #5 | Bombardino Crocodilo | 51% | 441 |
| #6 | Rahim Asaf | 49% | 235 |
| #7 | Vespi | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo Boss | 44 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Bombardino Crocodilo | 24 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | N3xxoR | 22 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Rahim Asaf | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | The Buday | 9 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3xxoR | 969 | 0.13 | 29 min |
| #2 | The Buday | 812 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #3 | Hugo Boss | 616 | 0.03 | 19 min |
| #4 | Bombardino Crocodilo | 486 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Rahim Asaf | 385 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo Boss | +2.04 | 64 | 46 |
| #2 | N3xxoR | +0.68 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | Rahim Asaf | -0.62 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | The Buday | -0.74 | 31 | 76 |
| #5 | Gustavo FRizz | -0.89 | 52 | 46 |





