








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 93 | 17% |
| Smokes | 144 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 115 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 188 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,051 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filip | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Wh1z | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | ajaws1 | 56% | 71 |
| #4 | Wu-Tang Clang | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | AubsTheStrawbs | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ajaws1 | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Fragon | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | AubsTheStrawbs | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Hop | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Wh1z | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | 560 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Hop | 189 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | ajaws1 | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | adalia | 97 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #5 | filip | 72 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | +3.28 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | ajaws1 | +3.18 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Hop | +1.89 | 87 | 73 |
| #4 | deKxi | +1.33 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Wu-Tang Clang | +0.64 | 70 | 59 |





