








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2533 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1400 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1952 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $669,847 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebegrill | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | cyx | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Hop | 61% | 46 |
| #4 | Wh1z | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | ajaws1 | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Stormie | 44% | 39 |
| #11 | gromit | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | Aurora | 40% | 20 |
| #13 | Greta Thunberg | 31% | 16 |
| #14 | adalia | 29% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Nathe | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Wh1z | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Hop | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | adalia | 4 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | 407 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | adalia | 226 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hop | 196 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nathe | 166 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Stormie | 96 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ajaws1 | +3.32 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | Fragon | +2.56 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | Jordan | +2.32 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | gromit | +2.16 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | Hop | +1.57 | 88 | 75 |





