








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2723 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1800 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3040 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1762 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,456,448 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filip | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | Blue Yetti | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Fragon | 58% | 250 |
| #4 | Greta Thunberg | 56% | 71 |
| #5 | Wu-Tang Clang | 56% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | AubsTheStrawbs | 49% | 84 |
| #12 | Hice Nacks | 48% | 21 |
| #13 | dartman | 43% | 23 |
| #14 | Flamboyant | 35% | 26 |
| #15 | adalia | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Hop | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Greta Thunberg | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | jk | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Presto | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fragon | 943 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | Hop | 652 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | filip | 273 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | deKxi | 246 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Presto | 230 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Yetti | +3.43 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | ajaws1 | +2.30 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Fragon | +1.83 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | deKxi | +1.33 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | Hop | +0.81 | 87 | 74 |





