








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 283 | 22% |
| Smokes | 399 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 219 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 370 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,938 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEST | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | BanjoGodSword | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | GetMcFucked | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Nathan ✿ | 60% | 48 |
| #5 | uiia | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraudy | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Nathan ✿ | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Jojj | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | TEST | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | GetMcFucked | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraudy | 207 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jojj | 147 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nathan ✿ | 122 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | TEST | 118 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | GetMcFucked | 76 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEST | +3.34 | 69 | 80 |
| #2 | Jojj | +2.28 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | fraudy | +0.70 | 64 | 84 |
| #4 | Nathan ✿ | +0.03 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | GetMcFucked | +0.01 | 82 | 80 |





