








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4745 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4348 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3873 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4295 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,501,918 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HDH-_- | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | ShP | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | NeoL- | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | v1nce | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | joshiño #LPEE | 55% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | xT | 50% | 326 |
| #10 | baltz^ | 49% | 53 |
| #11 | Gko | 49% | 292 |
| #12 | TouF | 48% | 141 |
| #13 | ☯ A ı ƒ A ı R ☯ | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xT | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Gko | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | TouF | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | GnL | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | kAwax | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xT | 3026 | 0.43 | 80 min |
| #2 | Gko | 947 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | kAwax | 874 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #4 | TouF | 655 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #5 | GnL | 293 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HDH-_- | +1.57 | 62 | 65 |
| #2 | GnL | +1.11 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | LewisD2K | +0.98 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | kAwax | +0.89 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | ShP | +0.74 | 74 | 68 |





