








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3187 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2625 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2505 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2955 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,107,416 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joshiño #LPEE | 58% | 92 |
| #2 | ☯ A ı ƒ A ı R ☯ | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | baltz^ | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | LewisD2K | 52% | 246 |
| #5 | xT | 52% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | baltz^ | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | LewisD2K | 52% | 246 |
| #5 | xT | 52% | 249 |
| #6 | Gko | 51% | 234 |
| #7 | TouF | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xT | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Gko | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | LewisD2K | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | TouF | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | joshiño #LPEE | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xT | 2415 | 0.44 | 64 min |
| #2 | LewisD2K | 824 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | Gko | 798 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #4 | TouF | 575 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #5 | joshiño #LPEE | 180 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kAwax | +1.04 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | baltz^ | +0.91 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | LewisD2K | +0.87 | 63 | 71 |
| #4 | TouF | +0.28 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | ☯ A ı ƒ A ı R ☯ | -0.44 | 61 | 62 |





