








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3447 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3722 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6465 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3284 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,143 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SaltyDawg | 53% | 118 |
| #8 | Winnie | 53% | 145 |
| #9 | Matt | 48% | 79 |
| #10 | Amac | 48% | 44 |
| #11 | Beefy | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaltyDawg | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Johnathan Sins | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Amac | 14 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | Gonk | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Winnie | 11 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonk | 552 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Winnie | 485 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Matt | 459 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #4 | Johnathan Sins | 449 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | SaltyDawg | 434 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amac | +2.95 | 63 | 60 |
| #2 | Gonk | +2.66 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Cuba | +2.53 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Lagahan | +2.43 | 80 | 51 |
| #5 | Johnathan Sins | +1.93 | 62 | 65 |





