








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




217 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8895 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8245 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8331 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7712 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,408,290 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskay | 60% | 150 |
| #2 | runemaster | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | Gonk | 59% | 184 |
| #4 | Winnie | 58% | 352 |
| #5 | Cuba | 57% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cuba | +2.34 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | runemaster | +2.17 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Gonk | +1.94 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | Lagahan | +1.91 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | Johnathan Sins | +1.75 | 60 | 61 |





